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Episode XIV: Too Young
TheFelixes.com... it's what's for dinner.
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Episode XIII: We're Ba-a-ck!
TheFelixes.com is a carbon neutral production.
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Episode X: This Time It's Perfect
TheFelixes.com is a carbon neutral production.
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Episode IX: Nine Steps: Refuse to Lose
The Felixes logo still by Comicraft
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Episode VIII: Eight the Hard Way
The Felixes logo by Comicraft
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Technical assistance
HTML specialist: The nice guys at W3
with extensive cribbing from Listutorial and Floatutorial
Craft service
San Antonio Unit
John Wyatt
Traffic snarlers
Thefelixes.com would like to than the New York City Mayor's Office of Film and Television, for letting a flood of condescending twenty-five-year-old PAs into our city, to type up traffic and be nasty to us in our restaurants while we're trying to live here.
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Episode VII: Seven is the New Eleven
Despite watching a plethora of three-hour movies, Alison Rogers still performs internationally and leads a drug-free lifestyle
p.s. to the ASPCA: this time, we harmed an animal.
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Episode VI: Cheaper by the Half-Dozen
Best Gal
Ellen Macleay
Email Wrangler
Dan Levine
On-set Reading
News Updates
Alison Rogers' jokes written by Alison Rogers.
David Franklin and Matt Heimer's wardrobe by The Gap.
No animals were harmed in the making of this web site.
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Episode V: The Felixes Strike Back
Best Gal
Ellen Macleay
Electronics Wrangler
Ivan Cohen
Public Relations
Capt. Alan Smithee
David Gaffen
On-set Reading
News Updates
Alison Rogers' jokes written by Alison Rogers.
David Franklin and Matt Heimer's wardrobe by The Gap.
No animals were harmed in the making of this web site.
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Episode IV: A New Hope
OscarTMHandicapping
David Gaffen
Additional OscarTMHandicapping
Steve Rogers
Technical Assistance
Matthew Bank
Website Designer
Does it look like this damn thing had a designer?
Scripts
Matt's Script Archive
Locations
Locations support
Jen Deaderick
Extraordinary Locations Support
Persephone Miel
Fire Safety Director
Rob Orr
Snuck Us Out of Rehab
Kaja Perina
Cat Wrangler
Alison Rogers
Sturm und Drang
Hell's Kitchen
London Unit
John Wyatt
Music
"Luck be a Lady Tonight"
Words and Music by Frank Loesser
Crooned by Jesse Oxfeld
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Episodes I-III: The Prequel
Presented by Mouse out the Window Productions
Personal Assistant to Ms. Rogers and Mr. Gaffen
None
Friends Who Listened to Us Bitch About the Lack of a Personal Assistant
Matthew Bank
Scripts
Matt's Script Archive
Perl Programming
Impossible
Atlanta Unit
Amy Bruckman
St. Louis Unit
Ben Nadler
Additional Technical Assistance
Jon Orwant
Additional Parental Assistance
Charles Gaffen (who after 6 years, still wants us to come home)
Best Gal
Persephone Miel
Second-Best Gal
Beth Lambert
Catering
Neal Pollack's Cafe Nausea
General Machinating
Alan Deutschman
Additional Handicapping
Steve Rogers
Broke Some Movie Dates
Adam Fulrath
Locations
DG Neary Realty
In Memoriam
Gene Siskel, 1946-1999
Ms. Rogers' wardrobe supplied by the Gap.
Credits
Presented by Baked Ziti Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, and Robert George.
Presented by Minus Six Degrees of Separation
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, and Robert George.
Presented by Fancy Cracker Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, Robert George, Matthew Heimer, Jill Friedman, and Scott Nybakken
Presented by This Year's Blank Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, Robert George, Jill Friedman, and Scott Nybakken
Presented by The Night We Never Met Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, Robert George, and Scott Nybakken
The IE6 bug is so not their fault.
Sacco's Pizza
Sue Ludwigson
Benjamin Ludwigson Wyatt
Eloise Wyatt
Karin Wyatt
Presented by Thundersnow Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, Robert George, Scott Nybakken, Matthew Heimer, and Gersh Kuntzman
Presented by Not Since . . . Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, David Franklin, Matthew Heimer, and Gersh Kuntzman
La Dolce Musto
The Borowitz Report
Presented by The Lobby Electric Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, David Franklin and Matthew Heimer
OscarTMHandicapping
La Dolce Musto
The Borowitz Report
Presented by Longhampton Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers
Larry Smith
David Kempler
Amy Bruckman
Scott Gittlitz
Andrew Sasaki
and those nice boys at Earthlink
Teri Mendelsohn
Tony Rudie
Jessica Sewell
Sue Ludwigson
Benjamin Ludwigson Wyatt
Written and Directed by David Gaffen and Alison Rogers
Jen Eisgrau
Josselyn Simpson
Dan Scheraga
Katharine Mieszkowski
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