The Felixes

Or, the Anti-OscarsTM.

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"Now we dolly back, now we fade to black" -- Steely Dan

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Credits

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Episode XIV: Too Young
Presented by Baked Ziti Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, and Robert George.

TheFelixes.com... it's what's for dinner.

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Episode XIII: We're Ba-a-ck!
Presented by Minus Six Degrees of Separation
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, and Robert George.

TheFelixes.com is a carbon neutral production.

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Episode X: This Time It's Perfect
Presented by Fancy Cracker Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, Robert George, Matthew Heimer, Jill Friedman, and Scott Nybakken

TheFelixes.com is a carbon neutral production.

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Episode IX: Nine Steps: Refuse to Lose
Presented by This Year's Blank Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, Robert George, Jill Friedman, and Scott Nybakken

The Felixes logo still by Comicraft

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Episode VIII: Eight the Hard Way
Presented by The Night We Never Met Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, Robert George, and Scott Nybakken

The Felixes logo by Comicraft -- visit JG's blog

Technical assistance

HTML specialist: The nice guys at W3 with extensive cribbing from Listutorial and Floatutorial
The IE6 bug is so not their fault.

Craft service
Sacco's Pizza

San Antonio Unit

John Wyatt
Sue Ludwigson
Benjamin Ludwigson Wyatt
Eloise Wyatt
Karin Wyatt

Traffic snarlers

Thefelixes.com would like to than the New York City Mayor's Office of Film and Television, for letting a flood of condescending twenty-five-year-old PAs into our city, to type up traffic and be nasty to us in our restaurants while we're trying to live here.

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Episode VII: Seven is the New Eleven
Presented by Thundersnow Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, Robert George, Scott Nybakken, Matthew Heimer, and Gersh Kuntzman

Despite watching a plethora of three-hour movies, Alison Rogers still performs internationally and leads a drug-free lifestyle

p.s. to the ASPCA: this time, we harmed an animal.

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Episode VI: Cheaper by the Half-Dozen
Presented by Not Since . . . Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, Ivan Cohen, David Franklin, Matthew Heimer, and Gersh Kuntzman

Best Gal

Ellen Macleay

Email Wrangler

Dan Levine

On-set Reading

News Updates
La Dolce Musto
The Borowitz Report

Alison Rogers' jokes written by Alison Rogers.

David Franklin and Matt Heimer's wardrobe by The Gap.

No animals were harmed in the making of this web site.

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Episode V: The Felixes Strike Back
Presented by The Lobby Electric Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers, David Franklin and Matthew Heimer

Best Gal

Ellen Macleay

Electronics Wrangler

Ivan Cohen

Public Relations

Capt. Alan Smithee
OscarTMHandicapping

David Gaffen

On-set Reading

News Updates
La Dolce Musto
The Borowitz Report

Alison Rogers' jokes written by Alison Rogers.

David Franklin and Matt Heimer's wardrobe by The Gap.

No animals were harmed in the making of this web site.

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Episode IV: A New Hope
Presented by Longhampton Productions
Written and Directed by Alison Rogers

OscarTMHandicapping

David Gaffen

Additional OscarTMHandicapping

Steve Rogers
Larry Smith
David Kempler

Technical Assistance

Matthew Bank
Amy Bruckman
Scott Gittlitz
Andrew Sasaki
and those nice boys at Earthlink

Website Designer

Does it look like this damn thing had a designer?

Scripts

Matt's Script Archive

Locations

Millie Huerta

Locations support

Jen Deaderick
Teri Mendelsohn
Tony Rudie
Jessica Sewell

Extraordinary Locations Support

Persephone Miel

Fire Safety Director

Rob Orr

Snuck Us Out of Rehab

Kaja Perina

Cat Wrangler

Alison Rogers

Sturm und Drang

Hell's Kitchen

London Unit

John Wyatt
Sue Ludwigson
Benjamin Ludwigson Wyatt

Music

"Luck be a Lady Tonight" Words and Music by Frank Loesser Crooned by Jesse Oxfeld

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Episodes I-III: The Prequel
Written and Directed by David Gaffen and Alison Rogers

Presented by Mouse out the Window Productions

Personal Assistant to Ms. Rogers and Mr. Gaffen

None

Friends Who Listened to Us Bitch About the Lack of a Personal Assistant

Matthew Bank
Jen Eisgrau
Josselyn Simpson

Scripts

Matt's Script Archive

Perl Programming

Impossible

Atlanta Unit

Amy Bruckman

St. Louis Unit

Ben Nadler

Additional Technical Assistance

Jon Orwant
Dan Scheraga

Additional Parental Assistance

Charles Gaffen (who after 6 years, still wants us to come home)

Best Gal

Persephone Miel

Second-Best Gal

Beth Lambert

Catering

Neal Pollack's Cafe Nausea

General Machinating

Alan Deutschman
Katharine Mieszkowski

Additional Handicapping

Steve Rogers

Broke Some Movie Dates

Adam Fulrath

Locations

DG Neary Realty

In Memoriam

Gene Siskel, 1946-1999

Ms. Rogers' wardrobe supplied by the Gap.

Felixes 2008 Table of Contents

This page presented by Minus Six Degrees of Separation Productions. The Felixes.com, the world's best Oscar jokes page, says: ZOMG, No Nom for J.T.? WTF? #outrage