The Felixes
Or, the Anti-Oscars.TM

Best Director 2003

Fernando MeIrelles for City of God

PRO: That Miramax machine works in mysterious ways

CON: No-one-here-gets-out-alive suspiciously like The Most Dangeous Game with a camera

Peter Jackson for Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

PRO: C'mon, he's made THREE movies to get this award

CON: Will accept from New Zealand, where he's busy making his speech longer

Sofia Coppola for Lost in Translation

PRO: Hollywood royal family, plus only third woman to ever be nominated in directing category

CON: We hear this year's the "Year of the Man"

Peter Weir for Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

PRO: Rip-roarin' adventure, with the best string scene since Deliverance

CON: Sailor-movie director portrays rum and the lash, but chickens out on sodomy

Clint Eastwood for Mystic River

PRO: Maybe he feels lucky

CON: Hifalutin' wild-and-wooly flick = "spaghetti Northeastern"

Best Foreign Language Film 2003

The Barbarian Invasions (Canada)

Evil (Sweden)

The Twilight Samurai (Japan)

Twin Sisters (The Netherlands)

Zelary (Czech Republic)

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Felixes 2003 Table of Contents

Best Picture | Best Actor | Best Actress | Best Supporting Actor | Best Supporting Actress | Best Director

Best Foreign Film | Original Screenplay | Adapted Screenplay

Original Song | Original Dramatic Score |

Cinematography | Art Direction/Set Decoration | Editing | Documentary Feature


Everything Else


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